“Go crazy but not too crazy.”
*Points at “American Family”*–“Do you like the Simpsons?”
*Me with towel on my head*–“Oh how pretty! Don’t say you’re going out with that?”
“I used to make dinner for my kids but once they started going out late with their friends I stopped because no one needs to do extra work for ungrateful people.”
“Los palos de selfie son los espactaculos mas ridiculos que he visto en toda mi vida.” (Selfie sticks are the most ridiculous spectacles I’ve seen in my entire life).